Hump Day!

It’s the middle of the week!  Woohoo!  In honor of Hump Day, I will try and post a pick line every Wednesday.  In my group of friends, I am definitely known as the flirt and pick up line whiz.  JUST KIDDDING!  I am terrible at pick lines and usually they are longwinded and weirdly have the guy being some type of furniture.  I have problems and yes, I have a therapist.  Anyways, here is a killer pickup line to use in the bars during happy hour or preferably when the person is really really drunk.

 

“If you were an an old couch in the alley, I’d take you home and reupholster you…and sit on your face!”

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